{"product_id":"canvas-tote-bag-i-have-trust-issues-except-with-my-starter-funny-coffee-car-lover-tote","title":"Canvas Tote Bag – “I Have Trust Issues, Except With My Starter.” Funny Coffee \u0026 Car Lover Tote","description":"\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cotton canvas tote carries a dry, witty line—subtle serif lettering reads: \"I have trust issues, except with my starter.\" The natural heavy-weight canvas feels sturdy in hand and wears in beautifully with daily use. Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably over the shoulder so you can run errands, commute, or head to rehearsal with your essentials secured. The flat-corner construction gives it a clean, minimalist silhouette that keeps the printed message front-and-center. Available in natural or black, it pairs easily with casual, layered outfits and small moments that crave a little humor—coffee runs, grocery trips, or a laid-back gig night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable shoulder carry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Available in natural and black colors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Spot clean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"1\" style=\"font-weight: 500; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"2\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"3\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-row=\"4\" style=\"padding: 10px; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":51258891141366,"sku":"22366125280478851924","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0813\/9440\/1526\/files\/928403114786466758_2048.jpg?v=1783958625","url":"https:\/\/sagesbakes.myshopify.com\/products\/canvas-tote-bag-i-have-trust-issues-except-with-my-starter-funny-coffee-car-lover-tote","provider":"Sages Bakes | For All Your Sourdough Merch","version":"1.0","type":"link"}