Canvas Tote Bag – “I Have Trust Issues, Except With My Starter.” Funny Coffee & Car Lover Tote

This cotton canvas tote carries a dry, witty line—subtle serif lettering reads: "I have trust issues, except with my starter." The natural heavy-weight canvas feels sturdy in hand and wears in beautifully with daily use. Long, reinforced self-fabric handles sit comfortably over the shoulder so you can run errands, commute, or head to rehearsal with your essentials secured. The flat-corner construction gives it a clean, minimalist silhouette that keeps the printed message front-and-center. Available in natural or black, it pairs easily with casual, layered outfits and small moments that crave a little humor—coffee runs, grocery trips, or a laid-back gig night.

Product features

- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability

- Flat-corner construction for a slim, structured profile

- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable shoulder carry

- Sewn-in label; blank sourced from India

- Available in natural and black colors

Care instructions

- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.

- Spot clean

- Do not bleach

- Line dry